It is too early for an April Fool’s joke but here is one anyway. A kitchen countertop compost maker and in 20 minutes you have compost… Yeah, right! It is on my wish list…they say it is a “concept.” Good luck!
UPDATE: There actually is a kitchen composter…it is called the NatureMill and for $300 you can build it into the kitchen cabinets, right next to the dishwasher. What will they think of next?
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